MyLamp
This is a website for any lamp enthusiast where they can show their
appreciation for the gallery of lamps that we offer here.
The purpose is to give users new appreciation of lamp and to potentially
give them a new way of thinking,
so that we can spread our ideology of lampism- i mean to educate people on
the value of lamps that they don't typically
see on a day to day basis.
This website was founded by Lampy who is sometime seen as a genius in this
day of
age for all her remarkable achievement like getting 3rd in AOC, inventing
a vehicle
that is capable of surpassing a jet and even finding a way to time travel
(though
by accident). This is just one of lampy's other project to
exand her influen- to
benefit society for the greater good, which is why she presents your mere
mortal eyes
the privellege of seeing the collections of lamp that are considered
sacred
What else is there to say about this lamp. Just a regular ol lamp that you would get in whatever store you would normally get lamp. It's quite nice for if you want some casual lighting in your room, or if your a scaredy cat (/j) then you can also use it for when your sleeping. If we are talking about the actual appearence of the lamp then there really is nothing note worthy about it besides the fact that it is similarly shaped as lampy but other than that just some boring lamp with not much going on, but that aint mean its bad since it does all the function a lamp should do like lighting the room, ummm.. i can't think of anything else. Overall this lamp here is a 5/10 from
Alright, now we got something a lil more intresting this time cus now we got ourselve a floor lamp, which is by far more superior than a table lamp. Why? Well for starters look how sick the design of the lamp look and the use of three stools instead of normally one makes it clearly stands out and its also has a very large shining radius compared to a table lamp. It also gives of that aura when your using that lamp, because studies has shown that using a floor lamp will increase your alpha by 9999+ along with a 20% increase of getting yourself a maiden (and those studies were conducted by me so you can 100% trust my words). With that in mind, this lamp will score a respectablr 7/10.
Now this lamp got everything you need for it to be an actual lamp, from its design to functionability and everything. Some might see it as weird but i for one see it as what other lamps should be like when taking into consideration of design because a lamp shoe just gives that charm while also working really well as it should be as a lamp, so for that its fair if i give it a 9/10
if we are talking about some god awful lamps, then this lamp is the definition of trash. like your telling me this is worth £1000 for something that looks so fucking cheap??? i would unirionically get myself a cock shaped lamp more than gettign whatever that is. and this shit gonna give you some negative aura so best stay clear of it at all cost and since its so overpriced like how apple be making their phone cost equivalent to my lfe saving i bet the lamp doesn't even have good functionality so therefore im giving it a 0/10 cus i said so and the lamp is doo doo.
is just simply beautiful no doubt in my mind that this deserves a 10/10 from me, just everything about it works. It has the most recognisable design a lamp can ever have while making it simple which i love, and lets not forget the functionality of it which is straight up 100%, since it can do everything it can as a lamp and bonus such as being walking, drinking acid and just being a silly lil billy, so what can't you love about lampy? May i also throw in the fact that she got 3rd in AOC twice just for the hell of it and i think a 10/10 doesn't do justice, it deserves an infinity/10 cus of how good it is
What else is there to talk about this lamp, it just looks fucking cool like sure it may not act how a regular lamp would look but just looking whats going on in the lava lamp is actually kinda cool to look at and its perfect for if you are just chilling inside your room doing whatever business you gotta do there, it just gives this chill vibe and even feels somewhat foreign from the design of the lamp to how it work. It feels unique but works so perfectly so i will also rate it a 10/10